Brittany: Not really. Blaine: We could have handled that. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Santana: Are we dating or what? Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. Shes the star. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. (Quinn slams Santana . You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Santana: You can drill me any time. I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, You know what, I Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. Theres no one like you. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. If its not, well, I dont even know. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Love, Santana. Tina: Pretty much. Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. I should know, I slept with you. And Santana! Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Santana taught us well. Santana: He has no game. Santana: Love stinks. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. You can buy one at the Party Store. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. What would you do? Santana: I don't know. was probably my favorite moment. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. You like her more than me. Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. Thank you, Finn, especially. You are my first love. Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. Santana: Oh yeah? Everything about you screams virgin. This whole episode is legit queer culture. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . We used to be the Three Musketeers. The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Santana: I'm not! It was just such a joyful, fun performance. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . No one gets it. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. So endlessly grateful to Naya. Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Oh please. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. out was so validating. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. Men. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. You are a beautiful person. Palatable. Maybe he got tired of watching Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. 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No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. Finn: What are you talking ab- And Santana was not that. Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. How did that marriage work out for you. It was ordering my steps. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. It fit. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. And like Santana, I was so tired. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Tons, just all up in there. You're gonna be okay. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. Thank you Naya. I have to just be me.. When Santana finally confesses her feelings to Brittany, right there in front of their lockers, and Brittany chooses Artie over her and Santana, her heart in her hands, where its never been before, exclaims, Hes just a stupid boy! I felt that. Finn's cute too. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. I always go to the yelling place. 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